Sike! Fooled ya, didn’t I? But obviously this is getting to be such a big phenomenon that satire websites are now spoofing layoffs!
January 22, 2009
Digg Cuts Staff
The social news website is laying off 10 percent of it’s 75-member staff. It must be a domino effect. The media is going to shits, so everything that is making money off the media must be tanking too! Personally, I don’t use it because I don’t feel like taking the time to sign up! Check [...]
January 22, 2009
Confirmation the Republican’ts Suck
The New York Times published an article yesterday detailing how bad New York State’s unemployment insurance system is right now. Aside from borrowing $90 million a week from the federal unemployment trust fund, we THE PEOPLE are getting screwed out of money because those a-hole Republican’ts blocked legislation upping our benefits! What the F???!! Look at this for [...]
January 22, 2009
Political Aspirations? What Not To Do…
For all of you that have dreams of public service, this is one of the ways you will screw up your professional life/get fired! Doing it with someone underage! Portland Mayor Sam Adams, is an openly gay elected official, which people seemed cool with. Then they found out he was doing it with a young man [...]
January 22, 2009
Be A (Frugal) Party Monster
This really is a fantastic idea, especially for those of us that have scrapped all expenses aside from those needed to shelter and feed ourselves. Available in NYC, LA, San Francisco, Chicago, and Miami, myopenbar.com lists upcoming parties, events, and promotions all over the various cities where you can get liquored up for free or [...]
January 22, 2009
I Hope It’s Called “Mom of the Year”
Talk about failing upward! The lipstick wearing, hockey mom darling of bible-banging conservatives is apparently enlisting the help of a top Washington attorney that brokered book deals in the past for ‘real politicians’ including Bubba, Hillary, and Mr. Obama. There is ALSO talk of possible TV work! Maybe she could interview that happy go lucky guy Vladimir [...]
January 22, 2009
How Dare You Mess With Zsa Zsa!
Legendary preformer extraordinaire 91 year-old Zsa Zsa Gabor and her 65 year-old husband Prince Frederic Von Anhalt (her 9th marriage) are fuming mad over losing millions of their hard-earned cash to Bernie Madoff’s intricate ponzi scheme. Her hubby says, “I feel really bad, because Zsa Zsa shouldn’t have to worry about the financial mess I’ve gotten us [...]
January 22, 2009
Even the Employed Get Screwed Over
Turns out, pay freezes are spreading like wildfire! SURPRISE! President Obama is even freezing the salaries of White House staffers who make $100,000 or more—but that’s okay, since $100,000 is a lot of money. (To me it is.) Would you rather have a pay freeze or get laid off? Personally, a pay freeze sounds a [...]
January 22, 2009
589,000 Job Claims in the U.S. Last Week
And that’s just the people who are eligible for unemployment.
