Ladiez and gentz who are unemployed, therefore poor, and want to try gold digging out for size, I have news for you! Page Six Magazine just released it’s 50 Richest Hottest Bachelors list. Get your notebook out and start making lists of pros and cons stat!

Oh and btw, no offense to this guy Teddy Forstmann who is #1 (see above photo), but seriously the only way he’d be hot to me is if on the first date he gave me a Black AMEX with my name on it and no expiration date.

I kid, I kid. I accept cash, travelers cheques, and money orders too.