Everyone knows times are tough these days, so why is McDonalds making it so hard to get a good meal at a fair price? The Smoking Gun ascertained a police report for a 27 year-old Florida woman, Latreasa Goodman, who had a meltdown on Saturday when she paid for some Chicken McNuggets and was then [...]
March 3, 2009
AIG Needs More Of Our $ To Pay Their FOUR PR Firms
It seems like a regular occurrence now, those dum dum’s at AIG pleading with the government for more “bailout” money so that we avoid an “economic apocalypse” if the insurance giant fails. Breaking Views reports that AIG has not one, not two, not three, but FOUR public relations firms on their payroll right now, despite [...]
March 3, 2009
Rocky Mountain News Lives On In Cyber Space!
On Friday the nearly 150 year-0ld newspaper published its last issue EVER, but that hasn’t stopped its journalists from reporting the news. The Internets came to their rescue and they have their own site now called I Want My Rocky. Stay in touch If you’re a former Rocky Mountain News staffer (of any generation) and [...]
March 3, 2009
The New Rachel Maddow?
Just because you are a lesbian, recovering alcoholic, and a vegan doesn’t mean you are un-employable! The New York Times featured a story yesterday about television anchor Jane Velez-Mitchell. She was recently given her own show on Headline News called “Issues” at 7pm EST, and apparently it has been doing gangbusters for the sister channel [...]
March 3, 2009
Fun “Bargains” In NYC
Bargains is in quotes because nothing is cheap here, nothing! Bowling everywhere else in Amerika is like $5 and here it’s almost 10 times that, but nonetheless New York magazine just released it’s Best of 2009 lists, and I thought I would share their “Best Fun Bargains” with you: 1. Arcade Games Barcade 388 Union [...]
March 3, 2009
More Trouble For Hotlanta Housewife!
As we previously reported, because it was such pressing news, the trashiest “housewife” of Hotlanta was recently embroiled in some shocking poor-people problems such as not payin her billz. Now TMZ is reporting that the gorgeous blonde bombshell known as Kim Zolciak asked a judge for a protective order against her former publicist Jonathan Jaxson! [...]
March 3, 2009
89 Year-Old DA Finally Set To Retire
The Energizer Bunny known as 89 year-old Manhattan District Attorney Robert Morgenthau recently announced that he will not seek re-election this November. He is a 9 term incumbent, and was first elected to the position in 1975! In a press conference Morgenthau said, “I recently realized I’m 25 years beyond normal retirement age, [he took [...]
March 3, 2009
Remedies For GD 2.0
Nancy Doyle Palmer recently published an article called, “Remedies For The Recession,” which includes helpful tips for all of us that have been thrown under the bus by corporate Amerika and are now relying on those paltry unemployment payments. Here are a few highlights: REVIEW: This is the act of literally eye-balling everything you have [...]
March 3, 2009
BLAGO Coming Up Roses
AP reports that our favorite ex-governor BLAGO signed a SIX FIGURE deal yesterday with Phoenix Books, according to his PUBLICIST Glenn Selig. The book is scheduled to come out in October, yessss!
March 3, 2009
Hopefully It Wasn’t Written On A Dell
According to The New York Times, President Obama sent a “secret letter” to Russian head honcho Vladimir Putin Dmitri Medvedev last month regarding all that nuclear missile stuff. Apparently the Ruskies have not reponded yet, cause you know Putin is thinking of a high-larious response as to why Russia is superior in everyway to the [...]
