Go get hammered for only $10 at a skeezy dive bar! Not convinced yet? Check this out: TOP 10 REASONS TO DRINK AT CONTINENTAL 10) Location, Location, Location 9) Happy Hour 4-8pm / Extra Specials 8pm-4am Best looking clientele in the world – and that means you! 7) At Continental “The Customer’s always WRONG” Trigger [...]
March 4, 2009
Igor Says U.S. Will Die In 2010!
Looks like I should really figure out how to roll over my piece of crap 401-k into some offshore funds stat! The hot mess known as Igor Panarin (Игорь Николаевич Панарин in Russian to be exact), a ex-KGB analyst, gave a rousing speech at the Russian Foreign Ministry’s Diplomatic Academy in Moscow yesterday. He claims [...]
March 4, 2009
Straight Shooter Wants YOU To Get Him A Job
Land me a VJ gig, I’ll pay you one grand Reply to: job-ajjtw-1059938407@craigslist.org Date: 2009-03-04, 11:30AM EST Sounds desperate, right? I call this my “multi-platform approach” to getting a job. A quick note about me: I’m an Emmy Award-winning video journalist currently working full-time but looking for that next opportunity that challenges me. Ideally, I’d [...]
March 4, 2009
More Great Depression Cooking
What can I say, I love Clara! I wish I lived in Chicago just so I could go hang out with her! In this episode she tells you to make sure there are no bugs in your food! Yes!
March 4, 2009
Black Eyeliner Hot Commodity @ Walmart
I stumbled upon Passive Aggressive Notes recently and wanted to share this with everyone; I personally enjoy the “customer caption” below the typed note. Sam snapped this gem at a Walmart in Pomona, CA:
March 4, 2009
Paid Lots For J-School? Job Tips For GD 2.0
Courtesy of Gawker, here is a list of potential career paths for all of you newly minted journalists that can’t find jobs since print is dying a quick death. Old: War reporter. New: Army Private—No embedding necessary. Write a book afterwards! Old: Gossip reporter. New: Bartender—You will know everything there is to know about the [...]
March 4, 2009
Red Mango Addicts Can Rejoice
After a particularly lengthy (and apparently unsuccessful) job interview earlier this month I stopped in at Red Mango in Koreatown and treated myself to a little fro yo. I never had it before and thought what the heck, I deserve it, but was shocked when a small with one topping (obviously Cap’n Crunch) was over [...]
March 4, 2009
Ummmmm
Why would ANYONE pay money for this load of stank? I checked online and the average ticket price is about $100 each! And this “singer” doesn’t even sing, it’s all Milli Vanilli style! I hope you are not eating your cereal right now because these photos are visually disturbing, despite the fact that she finally [...]
March 4, 2009
Today in Layoff Land
All Virgin Megastores to close; 1,060 jobs lost The Body Shop to layoff 275 employees worldwide U.S. Olympic Committee to cut staff 10-15% Sony Pictures Entertainment to cut 300 jobs Apple to layoff 50 sales employees Equistar Chemicals LP to axe 229 employees Rheem plant in Atlanta closing; 1,200 employees will lose jobs Kansas Goodyear [...]
