June 5, 2009

How Is This Possible?

Some jerk by the name of Greg Coleman was hired by AOL and then fired 10 weeks later after the CEO who recruited him was ousted. But to make sure there were no hard feelings, AOL paid Coleman $3 million severance!! That equals making $60,000 per day! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

June 5, 2009

Most Fabulous Homeless Shelter Ever

I don’t even have a proper bedroom in my apartment (as it’s a studio) and the only door I have is to the bathroom, so clearly the homeless out in Brooklyn are getting a better deal than moi, and they are not even paying for it! The Daily News reports that a luxury condo building [...]

June 5, 2009

OMG I Just Found My Dream Job!!!!

Seriously this is the GREATEST job posting I’ve seen in all of my life! Apparently this joint in Kalefornia, Murphy-Goode Winery, is looking to hire someone to drink their wines and twitter about them for six months. AND they give you $10,000 a month to boot. Dayum, I would have done it for the free [...]