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President Barack Obama is promising to deliver more than 600,000 jobs through his $787 billion stimulus plan this summer, repackaging a pledge the administration made weeks earlier as the economy continues to lose hundreds of thousands of jobs each month.
What do you think, folks? Let’s hope the President isn’t spitting out a [...]

Oh no!  Williamsburg denizens who usually rely on their parents for support are going to have to—gasp!—start supporting themselves!  You know the economy must be really bad when Williamsburg hipsters have to fend for themselves.  Mommies and daddies across the United States have decided to cut their kids’ financial umbilical cords, due to the crappy [...]