Oh no!  Williamsburg denizens who usually rely on their parents for support are going to have to—gasp!—start supporting themselves!  You know the economy must be really bad when Williamsburg hipsters have to fend for themselves.  Mommies and daddies across the United States have decided to cut their kids’ financial umbilical cords, due to the crappy economy.  Now with parents unable to contribute to rent, drinking coffee in cafés and that habit of shopping in expensive boutiques, Williamsburg hipsters are going to have to figure out how to deal.  You can’t tell who’s who becuase well, they already looked homeless even when they were still getting help from their parents.