Items from the evil Mr. Madoff’s home were auctioned off yesterday:

Among the items at Saturday’s auction were 17 Rolexes, jewelry, Native American prints, and odd things like a milking stool, a creamer in the shape of a cow, and a worn white boogie board with the name Madoff written on it. The U.S. Marshals Service ran the event, which made it a very different affair from most auctions.

And we think we have it tough.  At least we weren’t swindling millions of dollars from people and living super large, just to get caught and branded with the word SWINDLER on our forehead and end up in jail with all our possessions being sold at auction.